I am a little wee person with a great big mind. I'm in love with life and David Bowie, but not necessarily in that order. Ok, I'm not that little... 'petite', rather. Anyway, I love art. I love art with words, sounds, pictures... Whatever one can use for expression. Ziggy Stardust is absolutely groovy, in my humble opinion. And yes, I DO say groovy. And droogy, too, when the fit takes me. I want to be an art teacher, in the future. The future is big and bright and shiny. I love it. I love trains, too... today. Tomorrow I may not think about them, but today I love them. Give yourself a hand if you've read this far :P David Bowie is amazing. This has nothing, directly, to do with me, but I thought I'd mention it. Read about him a bit, if you are so inclined. He's quite a lot more incredible than most people think. Even people who already love him. I like french fries and I want some right now to dip in honey. No, I'm not obsessed with food, it was just a passing thought. I am a very friendly chap mostly, though a lot of people do not know this because I accidentally mastered the art of the 'I will kill you if you touch me' look. I don't know how I did it, but it has served me well, so I do not regret it. Anyway, since this is the internet, my gaze will not affect you in an adverse, or any other sort of way. You are 'safe'. Enjoy me. Or run away from my annoying witticisms. That is all I have to say right now.

~ MGT.

And by the by, I have not the foggiest notion what a 'Christian - other' is, but I am a Christian in so far as I believe in the Trinity and I think God is amazingly cool and underrated. However, the behaviour of many Christians irks me, so I do not usually associate with them. I know this is a rather unpleasant confession, on my part, but I usually find it that it is easier for me to deal with irksome individuals if I ignore their presence. Childish, perhaps, but it gets the job done.

AND... If 'Ziggy' is a play on 'Iggy' (I said IF! I mean, it could be Twiggy. I don't even know anymore) then 'Iggy' is a play on 'Ziggy'. Oh, I'm clever.

My sex = undecided. That was too good to pass up. In case anyone wondered, I am biologically female and have only about 2% interest in girls. That makes me straight, right? I'll take a guy in drag over a girl every day of the week and twice on Sunday. Nuff said.

David Bowie, Ziggy Stardust, drawing, writing, reading, listening to music, cooking, walking, trains, the sky, stars, dogs, animals, angelic whores, night, words, Martians, books, paper, pens, pencils, stickers, pictures, androgyny, glam rock, tape, various sorts of mud, dancing, mime, painting, sketching, typing, art, cake, colours, Jareth, good legs, arguing, talking, humour, Bowie slash, light, rainbows, glitter, songs, space, Thomas Jerome Newton

David Bowie, Marc Bolan (T Rex), Iggy Pop, Queen, Rob Thomas (Matchbox Twenty), Maroon 5, Guns N' Roses, Mötley Crüe, Savage Garden, Hanoi Rocks, Suede

The Prestige, Labyrinth, Lethal Weapon (I-IV), Troy, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, Top Gun, Sleepy Hollow, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Don Juan Demarco, Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker, Moulin Rouge, The Fifth Element, Fight Club, Pirates of the Caribbean (I-III), Meet Joe Black

That '70s Show, Dog Whisperer, Black Books

A Clockwork Orange, The Sword of Truth series, Song of Albion series, Soul Music, Feet of Clay, Dream Theif, Night Watch, You Don't Know Me